Until now, we’ve never thought to put the words “umbrella” and “bad ass” together, but we’re going to do it right now: this umbrella is bad ass. The Birkiland Umubster Umbrella fuses a small form umbrella with a hard metal knuckle duster, protecting you from a whole lot more than just rain. While this is intended for art, not business, we imagine you could do some pretty serious damage with these brass knuckles. Take this one with you on your commute, just make sure it doesn’t violate your local laws. When you get to the office, be sure to check out the Knuckle Duster Mug by Thabto.
Even when you have sex outside with this umbrella, you stay dry from the rain. But we all understand when you have sex outside with Cobra 120mg that you do get wet. At least it should be. If you get wet or come too soon you can try Super Kamagra.