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The Two-GB USB Memory Watch

August 5th, 2007 · 1 Comment

You read that right, this is a flash drive wristwatch with two gigs of storage space, the ultimate mass storage device. The watch itself has a slim profile and is lightweight. Plugged into your laptop with the USB cable, it registers as a typical plug-n-play removable hard drive. Cram it full of mp3s, drag-n-drop your expense report forms, or those office party blackmail cell phone cam shots you’ve been meaning to get printed at Sam’s Club. This is by far the most functional wristwatch ever made for those of us who live and die by the laptop. Did we mention the three-year battery or the support for Windows, Mac, and Linux?

Buy for $49.99

Tags: Gadgets

Remote Control Tank Attack! Fully Functional M1 Abrams

August 3rd, 2007 · No Comments

RC Abrams M1 TANK

Most RC vehicles just drive or fly around. Yawn. The M1 Abrams remote control tank is fully operational, which means you can open fire with the cannon! Three tanks at a time can go head to head, firing 6mm BBs, up to forty rounds per tank. The remote control lets you move the tank, rotate the turret, and raise the cannon. It’s got a firing range of about 25 meters, so make sure you don’t put an eye out, sonny.

Buy for $58.97

Tags: Games

The Coolest Legos You Will Ever See!!

July 30th, 2007 · 4 Comments

lego ice tray

Okay, anyone who grew up in the lego generation has a little bit of geek in them. I never thought I’d be buying legos again until I buy them for my kids, but alas, I just spent $8 for the coolest ice cube tray I’ve ever seen. Buy for $7.99.

Tags: Games

Your Desk Needs Darth

July 24th, 2007 · No Comments

Darth Vader Desktop Figure

Some guys have those cheeseball Successories posters urging you to Never Give Up, to have Endurance, or just to Succeed. Put this uber-cool, 10-inch Darth Vader figure on your desk to send quite a different message. “Join me…or DIE.”

Do we really need to say more than that?

Buy for $72.00.

Tags: OfficeWare

Westinghouse High-Def TV: The Gamer’s Powerhouse

July 14th, 2007 · No Comments

Westinghouse 46-inch LTV-46wi LCD HD

Westinghouse HD TV Gamer Powerhouse

Gamers, this is a powerful High-Def answer for all your XBox/PS3/Wii needs. The Westinghouse 46-inch LTV-46wi LCD features five HD inputs for multiple game systems, PC, DVD, satellite, and don’t forget about the fully integrated HD tuner. The super-thin five-and-a-half-inch profile gives you plenty of options for hanging or installing on an entertainment center. Razor sharp 1366 x 768 resolution means you won’t miss a single HALO kill or drive-by shooting in Grand Theft Auto. This is the one.

Buy the Westinghouse 46-inch LTV-46wi LCD from Buy.com for $1529.99.

Tags: Gadgets

All-Time Best Uses For An Air Bazooka

July 13th, 2007 · 1 Comment

AirZooka

The Airzooka fires a ball of air up to thirty feet. It’s safe, harmless, and is the perfect tool for all sorts of pranks. Just make sure you have your cellphone camera rolling when you try out our list of best uses for this crazy thing. Read the top five after the jump by clicking “read more”!

Buy the Airzooka from ThinkGeek for $12.99.

Tags: Games

Hardcore Transformer Fans Will Freak: The Beatmix Bumblebee Transformer

July 11th, 2007 · No Comments

This is the gift for the Transformer nut in your life. Hell, get two. You know you want one. The Beatmix Bumblebee Transformer is an iPod speaker that activates to the music. Yes, Bumblebee will dance to Coheed And Cambria, Metallica, or the new Fallout Boy. This is also a cool party toy - it samples your iPod collection and plays the songs back with Transformers sound effects from the new movie. The Beatmix Bumblebee is ten inches tall doesn’t even need to be plugged into an iPod. It can react to any music source in the room, if your stereo is loud enough. When the neighbors come round to see what all the noise is about, just tell ‘em you’re trying to make your Transformer dance.

Buy the Beatmix Bumblebee Tranformer for $39.95 from Sharper Image.

Tags: OfficeWare

RC Battle Helicopter Drinking Game!

July 7th, 2007 · 2 Comments


Brace yourself for the coolest drinking game ever, The Micro-Helicopter Battle Royale. Here are the rules:

1. You and your drinking buddies buy one Micro IR Battle Helicopter each (just $39.99 a piece).

2. Set up in a large-ish living room and start flying these sweet, remote controlled mini-copters around.

3. Try to shoot each other’s micro-copters down with the infra-red laser gun mounted in each chopper.

4. Shoot and miss, take a drink.

5. Get shot down, slam half a drink.

Soon, you’ll be crashing these little things into everything in the house, but just keep the curtains closed over the windows and you’ll do fine. Or better yet, have your dogfights on the porch. All the dudes who missed this party will be green with envy. Best of all, these little beauties are just under forty bucks, so all your friends can afford to play.

Buy two remote-controlled Micro IR Battle Helicopters for $39.99 each from NerdyShirts. Here they are in glorious action in this TERRIBLE commercial:

Tags: OfficeWare

Nag Eliminator: His And Her Keyholders

July 6th, 2007 · No Comments


She is always griping at you because you are losing your keys, or worse yet you are constantly having to go searching for hers. These handy (and just a little bit suggestive) His-n-Hers keyholders are just the thing to keep the peace when it’s time to leave the crib. Why didn’t anyone think of this before? No more watching her pull every item she owns out of the handbag, and definitely no more of those silly questions. “Did you leave them in your jacket?” No, honey, if I knew I where I left ‘em, I’d have them in my hand right now! Aren’t you glad there’s a fun little way to stop that conversation before it starts?

Buy the His and Hers Key Holders from PerpetualKid for $23.99.

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