Whether you agree with the sentiment or not, you have to admit this Mistake Tee is a fine tool to upset the apple cart wherever you find yourselve surrounded by grim, humorless ding-dongs who want to impose their lifestyles on you. Remember that old Men At Work lyric? “It’s a misssstaaaaaaakkkkkeeeee”. Yeah. If your best friend is marrying some horrible cow who hates you, show up to the rehearsal in this and fly your flag high. At worst, you’ll never see your best friend again, but that was going to happen anyway.

Buy and annoy for $13.99

Rob Zombie’s Halloween hits theatres today, so in honor of both Zombie and John Carpenter (who did the original classic) we present the beautiful chrome edition of the Voodoo Kitchen Stainless Steel Knife set. Remember, you’re supposed to plunge the knives into the stainless steel victim picture above. Do NOT give in to the temptation to use them on warm human flesh, no matter how many times you obsessively go to see the Halloween remake.

Buy for $99.00

Products like these make us question whether there is a God. Who in their right minds would put bacon flavor in a breath mint? The sickest part of all this is, some people who try ‘em say that it works somehow. The cool, refreshing blast of Arctic mint combined with the sizzling goodness of fresh, crispy hot bacon right off the stove. Can YOU resist? We did.

Buy for $1.99

This is it. The very finest book available on having major laughs at somebody else’s expense. There are other books on pranks, but none so comprehensive, including a difficulty meter and accomplice-counter. You need diagrams? This book’s got the diagrams. You want a written invitation? That’s the only thing this is missing from these 224 pages of mischief, mayhem, and anarchy. Once you buy Prank University, none of your friends, neighbors, or officemates will be safe. Just remember that the law of karma applies, so choose your targets carefully. At least start with people who deserve it, hey?

Buy for $12.99.

This is just wrong. Yes, it is real cologne that stinks like real Crayons. We’d never suggest you get this and wear it, but as a goofy office gift, it can’t be beat. Want to send a subtle-yet-snotty message to the office fashionista? Or maybe you just need a gag gift in a hurry. Either way, this is a total attention-getter, because everyone is simultaneously repelled by the idea, yet they want to smell it to see if it really DOES smell like Crayons. “Is that Burnt Orange, dahhling? Or perhaps…Periwinkle?”

Buy for $18.99

The Atkins diet? No way! For those of us who would rather eliminate carbs the old-fashioned way, this is the ultimate workout-wear. Pizza-n-beer & low weight/high rep workouts DO mix, and we’re telling the world. Or maybe you just want to stick it to that militant South Beach freak in the office. On casual day, this is the t-shirt for you. It comes in two styles, but you’ll want the softer and more stylish American Apparel version.

Buy for $20.00

Impress your friends, create miracles with the Holy Toast Bread Stamp. Just press the stamp to a piece of bread before toasting, and voila- you’ve got an apparition to sell to GoldenPalace.com…

Buy for $3.49.

Sin City Graphic Novel Box Set

You’ve seen the movie, now read the two-fisted tales that started it all. The original Sin City graphic novels are so cool that director Robert Rodriquez is back in the saddle, directing Sin City Two. That one isn’t due to hit theatres until 2008. Until then, find out why the first movie kicked so much ass. All the characters from the motion picture are in this deluxe edition boxed set. Marv, Dwight, Gail, Miho, Hartigan, Nancy, and the Yellow Bastard are all in action here.

Buy the Sin City Graphic Novel Box Set from TFAW now for $135.00.

The Airzooka fires a ball of air up to thirty feet. It’s safe, harmless, and is the perfect tool for all sorts of pranks. Just make sure you have your cellphone camera rolling when you try out our list of best uses for this crazy thing. Read the top five after the jump by clicking “read more”!

Buy the Airzooka from ThinkGeek for $12.99.

She is always griping at you because you are losing your keys, or worse yet you are constantly having to go searching for hers. These handy (and just a little bit suggestive) His-n-Hers keyholders are just the thing to keep the peace when it’s time to leave the crib. Why didn’t anyone think of this before? No more watching her pull every item she owns out of the handbag, and definitely no more of those silly questions. “Did you leave them in your jacket?” No, honey, if I knew I where I left ‘em, I’d have them in my hand right now! Aren’t you glad there’s a fun little way to stop that conversation before it starts?

Buy the His and Hers Key Holders from PerpetualKid for $23.99.