Being a stylin’ alky means having the right flask. We’re not talking about any old container here, you need something that puts your fellow boozehounds to shame. Whip out one of these and know you’re the king drunk in the room:

This croc-stamped black leather-covered flask is too sweet! The removable stainless-steel flask holds five ounces, and has a hinged cap so you can’t lose it in the middle of a serious binge. The Cadillac of booze flasks.

Buy for $45

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Whoever came up with this one is a complete and total genius. The USB-powered Cool-It drink chiller literally works anywhere you can plug a USB cable into, including Xbox consoles, Sony Playstation, Macs, laptops, anything. If your dog had a USB port, it would work there, too. Cool-It keeps your drink chilled to a sweet 45 degrees, and while it can indeed cool off a warm bevvy over time, it’s much better suited to maintaining the ideal drinking temperature of an already-chilled can of . . . whatever. USB Chiller requires at least 1.2 Amps to operate, just so you know. It is USB 1.0 compatible, but mind those amps.

In part two of our how-to guide to looking great while you get smashed, we focus on those vital accessories: drinkware! In the same way that a wine lover would never pour Dom Perignon into a Simpson’s coffee mug, you should always never settle for second-best for your own drinking pleasure:

Tristan Highball Glasses

For mixed drinks, the highball glass is a tradition. Sure, you could stick an umbrella in there, but why would you want to? Serious drinkers like the way a highball glass puts that strong cocktail right into the back of your throat. You’re going to want more than just one. Buy for $31.99.

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