Okay, anyone who grew up in the lego generation has a little bit of geek in them. I never thought I’d be buying legos again until I buy them for my kids, but alas, I just spent $8 for the coolest ice cube tray I’ve ever seen. Buy for $7.99.

In part two of our how-to guide to looking great while you get smashed, we focus on those vital accessories: drinkware! In the same way that a wine lover would never pour Dom Perignon into a Simpson’s coffee mug, you should always never settle for second-best for your own drinking pleasure:

Tristan Highball Glasses

For mixed drinks, the highball glass is a tradition. Sure, you could stick an umbrella in there, but why would you want to? Serious drinkers like the way a highball glass puts that strong cocktail right into the back of your throat. You’re going to want more than just one. Buy for $31.99.

Unlike most “novelty grade” blood alcohol testers on the market, AlcoHAWK provides a level of accuracy that would impress even Johnny Law himself. The AlcoHAWK system meets Department of Transportation standards to ensure that when this thing reads “.08″, Officer Ruinyerday’s tester won’t read “.10″. We suggest that you never, EVER drink and drive, but if the DD has one drink, he’ll know when he’s ready to roll.

Buy for $91.95.

Where are those stylin’ alkies of yesteryear? Deano, Bing, even the Chairman of the Board himself, Frank Sinatra, all gone. It’s time for a new crop of hip boozehounds to take over, to speak up for two-fisted drinkers everywhere and say “We are not bums!” We’re taking it back from the sloppy Homer Simpsons of this world and doing it right. Yes you can be a shameless, unrepentant alky and look damn fine doing it. Check out some of our favorite must-haves to make cocktail hour every bit as excellent as you deserve.

Metrokane Black Flask

For the true hardcore drinker, this leatherbound black flask is a must. How else can you slip away at weddings, funerals, business meetings, or first dates for that quick drink or two? You know you need it. Here’s how to keep your lifeline with you at all times, with a look that’s pure class. (and for more covert missions, don’t forget about the Bible Flask!) Buy for $15.00.

The corner bar experience, at home. The Bull Shooter darts console has a score display for eight players, and a regulation-style target. And yes, the stand-up cabinet is part of the package. The Bull Shooter is a great way to spend a Friday night. Have your buds bring the beer, and there’s no change required to play. A storage area below the game surface is built into the cabinet, but if you put your drinks in there, they’ll get warm. The built-in sleep mode is a great feature for those who like to wander off and forget about the game when there’s another round of shooters to be had. A one-year warranty is included, but don’t try getting your money back if you slosh beer all over it. Did we mention that this is more affordable than the PS3? Sometimes, the old games are the best.

Buy the Bull Shooter dart console from WillyGoat for $237.99.

What could possibly be more manly than making your own premium micro brew? Any dork can crack open a bottle of Miller Lite, but you need some suds with your own damn name on ‘em. The Ultimate Edition Home Brewery Kit lets you do just that. Try out the Weizenbier Brew Pack, a great Southern German brew second only to the kit’s OctoberfestVienna Lager Brew. There’s enough in the Ultimate Edition kit to brew seven batches of beer, and once the guys have gotten hooked on your home brew, you can make them spring for the refill packs. They’ll pony up, just wait and see. The Ultimate Edition Home Brew Kit comes with eight reusable one-liter bottles, so all that’s left to do once you’ve gotten your kit is fire up the computer and start designing your own kick-ass microbrew label. We like “Ol’ Dirty Bastard Brewhaus” as a good starter name til you think up your own. You can thank us later.

Buy the Ultimate Edition home brew kit from MrBeer for $149.95.

The “Good Book” flask– It’s a hardcover book espousing all the family values you hold dear. No, it’s a Bond-style hiding place for your favorite liquid vice. This four-ounce, stainless steel flask is perfect for what the Scottish call “nippie sweeties”. Stash your favorite whiskey in this baby, confident you have a ready-made secret place for it for those awkward visits by the Moral Majority. Bottoms up!

Buy the Good Book Flask from PerpetualKid for $21.99.