Okay, we’re going to need you to be a little more active than usual in reading this post. Take your right hand off the mouse and lift it up. We’re not kidding. Make a fist and push your thumb all the way out, like you’re making a thumbs up– but point your thumb to your left. Now close one eye and block out the wheels on one of the blades above with that thumb.

On its own, that shoe looks pretty bad ass, doesn’t it! Below your thumb are the four wheels of the Problade 100 speed skate. These things are like greased lightning, no exaggeration. The roller blades you had growing up are nothing compared to these. Don’t try playing street hockey with them, the puck won’t be able to keep up with you.   In short, these things are f#$king fast. Be careful when strapping them to your feet…

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