Now this is some serious retro timekeeping. This Fred-O-Vision alarm clock looks like one of those old 70s style portable TVs, and the display looks resembles one of the old-time test patterns from back in the day when TV stations actually signed off for the night and let you go to bed. That’s right, gang, once upon a time there was no 24 hour cable, back in the day when TVs were made out of wood. This alarm clock constantly shifts color just like one of those unreliable old console televisions, and it plays goofy old game-show theme music as your wake-up call. Imagine waking up to the theme from The Dating Game! Or maybe you’re a Hollywood Squares guy. If retro makes you gag, you can give the retro Fred-O-Vision alarm clock as a gift to one of your office chummies. Call this another Gearcrave no-brainer quick pick gift idea.

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