When we first saw the Dyson Root 6 vacuum, we thought we were seeing concept art for an upcoming first-person-shooter video game. We swear this one was built for Unreal Tournament 3, not our living room. Turns out Dyson had both in mind when it designed the Root 6– this puppy can suck up just about any spill you can test it with, be it sawdust, vomit or chunks of orc bone. This six pound sucking machine features root cyclone technology, which will give you twice the sucking power of any standard handheld vacuum you can get your paws on. Add bagless waste storage and easy, one-touch disposal, you’ve got a reliable vacuum with no future filter and bag costs. As an added bonus, the Root 6 is guaranteed as a solid defense against zombie attack… we totally made up that last part.

Buy for $129.97.