Here’s some happenings around the web from GearCrave’s friends. Did we miss something? Let us know!

• This stuff just writes itself!  Malaysian man gets nut stuck on penis. [asylum]
• 8 memos from God’s desk.  Wash your hands, you little brat. [holytaco]
• 5 fuel-efficient cars that are actually fun to drive.  Suck it, Prius. [thebachelorguy]
• Here’s the best moving .gif you’ll see today, courtesy of Steven Seagall. [afrojacks]
• The new Energy Ball wind power generator could one day power your home. [inhabitat]
• The Duo Wireless Electronic Pen will write for you, right on your screen. [coolest-gadgets]