The polo is the perfect neutral zone between the dress shirt and the t-shirt, the business world and college. As long as you don’t pop that collar, the polo shirt can give you the expression of a t-shirt while you make your way through the corporate world. How, you say, can a polo shirt give you the edge of expression that a nice screenprinted t-shirt can get? The guys from Attus Apparel have updated the classic polo with sex, drug, rock, roll and sarcasm. The knit polo logo on the Attus Apparel polos feature more than just a dude on a horse. You’ll find the middle finger, a 40, a stripper on a pole, a broken skateboard and more on the hilarious Attus Apparel polos. Hell, take a look for yourself! Continue reading after the break for a) images of these killer polos and b) how five lucky GearCrave readers will get to take one of these home for free.

The Attus Apparel polos are a bold, brave inside joke to share between your friends and coworkers. There’s nothing like walking into a business meeting with the regional manager and you’ve got a stripper emblazoned on your polo. Your coworkers may laugh, but Regional Douche will never know… If he does, he might just invite you out for a night on the corporate credit card.
The Spring 2008 Line of Attus Apparel polos includes the following:
How to Win Yours
To qualify for a free polo shirt from AttusApparel, you must sign up, choose, and comment. Here’s how:
- Sign up for the GearCrave email newsletter. (you can do so here)
- Choose the shirt you want to win at AttusApparel.
- Comment on this page and include a link to the shirt you want to win.
It’s that simple. Best of luck GearCravers, and thanks to AttusApparel for joining GearCrave in this great giveaway. This contest will end on Sunday, May 4th 2008 at 11:59p.m. Winners will be announced the next day. Good luck!
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22 responses so far ↓
1 RM // Apr 28, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Cool polos
the hesher
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=17
2 Aaron F // Apr 28, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Nice Shirts
Love the Sid
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=18
3 Lawrence // Apr 28, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Some sweet polos, love the distressing work
the polisher for me
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=12
4 Justin // Apr 28, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Nice.
The Hesher:
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=17
5 Gavin // Apr 28, 2008 at 6:42 pm
The Hesher
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=17
nice shirts
6 Joseph // Apr 28, 2008 at 6:43 pm
So when I pour one out for my homies, does that mean I have to slam my shirt on the floor?
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=1
7 Pablo // Apr 28, 2008 at 6:49 pm
The Hangover, please
http://www.attusapparel.com/includes/templates/custom/images/product_info/shirt-hangover.jpg
Nice polos!
8 Kevin // Apr 28, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Sweet
The Polisher, Please
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=12
9 Dug // Apr 28, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Very nice! I like “The Sid”
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=18
Thanks gearcrave!
10 Jared // Apr 28, 2008 at 8:33 pm
THE HESHER!
ROCK ON!
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=17
11 Carlos // Apr 28, 2008 at 10:47 pm
The Hesher!
Bigger hair, rock harder!
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=17
12 bb // Apr 28, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Cool shirts! I love this one!!
The Hesher!
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=17
13 Jawsh // Apr 29, 2008 at 2:22 am
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=14
drinkin blunts
smokin 40s
:o
14 Okiejoeski // Apr 29, 2008 at 7:22 am
The Hangover - Hey that looks just like my throne!
15 Travis // Apr 29, 2008 at 9:21 am
omg, the polisher. please please please.
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=11
(fingers crossed).
16 Cody // Apr 29, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Got to love going against the grain. These shirts are great.
The Sid
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=18
17 koty // Apr 29, 2008 at 1:10 pm
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=13
:]
18 Jennings // Apr 29, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Lovely shirts. Gotta love the pole vixens…
The polisher.
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=11
19 Logan // Apr 29, 2008 at 7:37 pm
The sid!
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=18
20 sneakertee // Apr 29, 2008 at 7:48 pm
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=17
hesher rocks!
21 Chris C // May 1, 2008 at 7:33 pm
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=2
The Hesher is awesome. :}
22 esswong // May 4, 2008 at 7:10 pm
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=14
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