GearCrave Giveaway: Attus Apparel Sarcastic Polos

Monday, April 28, 2008 3:07PM - By Mike Payne

The polo is the perfect neutral zone between the dress shirt and the t-shirt, the business world and college. As long as you don’t pop that collar, the polo shirt can give you the expression of a t-shirt while you make your way through the corporate world. How, you say, can a polo shirt give you the edge of expression that a nice screenprinted t-shirt can get? The guys from Attus Apparel have updated the classic polo with sex, drug, rock, roll and sarcasm. The knit polo logo on the Attus Apparel polos feature more than just a dude on a horse. You’ll find the middle finger, a 40, a stripper on a pole, a broken skateboard and more on the hilarious Attus Apparel polos. Hell, take a look for yourself! Continue reading after the break for a) images of these killer polos and b) how five lucky GearCrave readers will get to take one of these home for free.

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The Attus Apparel polos are a bold, brave inside joke to share between your friends and coworkers. There’s nothing like walking into a business meeting with the regional manager and you’ve got a stripper emblazoned on your polo. Your coworkers may laugh, but Regional Douche will never know… If he does, he might just invite you out for a night on the corporate credit card.

The Spring 2008 Line of Attus Apparel polos includes the following:

How to Win Yours

To qualify for a free polo shirt from AttusApparel, you must sign up, choose, and comment. Here’s how:

Sign up for the GearCrave email newsletter. (you can do so here)
Choose the shirt you want to win at AttusApparel.
Comment on this page and include a link to the shirt you want to win.

It’s that simple. Best of luck GearCravers, and thanks to AttusApparel for joining GearCrave in this great giveaway. This contest will end on Sunday, May 4th 2008 at 11:59p.m. Winners will be announced the next day. Good luck!

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COMMENTS

Posted by RM
Monday, April 28, 2008 4:39PM
Cool polos

the hesher
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=17
Posted by Aaron F
Monday, April 28, 2008 5:24PM
Nice Shirts
Love the Sid
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=18
Posted by Lawrence
Monday, April 28, 2008 5:45PM
Some sweet polos, love the distressing work

the polisher for me

http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=12
Posted by Justin
Monday, April 28, 2008 5:52PM
Nice.

The Hesher:
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=17
Posted by Gavin
Monday, April 28, 2008 6:42PM
The Hesher

http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=17

nice shirts
Posted by Joseph
Monday, April 28, 2008 6:43PM
So when I pour one out for my homies, does that mean I have to slam my shirt on the floor?

http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=1
Posted by Pablo
Monday, April 28, 2008 6:49PM
The Hangover, please
http://www.attusapparel.com/includes/templates/custom/images/product_info/shirt-hangover.jpg

Nice polos!
Posted by Kevin
Monday, April 28, 2008 7:15PM
Sweet

The Polisher, Please

http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=12
Posted by Dug
Monday, April 28, 2008 8:00PM
Very nice! I like “The Sid”

http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=18

Thanks gearcrave!
Posted by Jared
Monday, April 28, 2008 8:33PM
THE HESHER!
ROCK ON!
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=17
Posted by Carlos
Monday, April 28, 2008 10:47PM
The Hesher!

Bigger hair, rock harder!

http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=17
Posted by bb
Monday, April 28, 2008 11:57PM
Cool shirts! I love this one!!
The Hesher!
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=17
Posted by Jawsh
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 2:22AM
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=14

drinkin blunts
smokin 40s

:o
Posted by Okiejoeski
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 7:22AM
The Hangover - Hey that looks just like my throne!
Posted by Travis
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 9:21AM
omg, the polisher. please please please.

http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=11

(fingers crossed).
Posted by Cody
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 12:05PM
Got to love going against the grain. These shirts are great.

The Sid

http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=18
Posted by koty
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:10PM
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=13

:]
Posted by Jennings
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 4:11PM
Lovely shirts. Gotta love the pole vixens…

The polisher.

http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=11
Posted by Logan
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 7:37PM
The sid!

http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=18
Posted by sneakertee
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 7:48PM
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=17

hesher rocks!
Posted by Chris C
Thursday, May 1, 2008 7:33PM
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=2

The Hesher is awesome. :}
Posted by esswong
Sunday, May 4, 2008 7:10PM
http://www.attusapparel.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=14