The Airzooka fires a ball of air up to thirty feet. It’s safe, harmless, and is the perfect tool for all sorts of pranks. Just make sure you have your cellphone camera rolling when you try out our list of best uses for this crazy thing. Read the top five after the jump by clicking “read more”!

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1. The “Haunted Office” - In the land of the cubicles, you need a good laugh almost as much as you need the paycheck. That uptight guy three seats away won’t know what to think when his paperwork suddenly goes sailing around the office for no apparent reason. If you can keep the Airzooka out of sight, he’ll be convinced the place needs an exorcist.

2. Dog Gone - The neighbor’s dog getting into your trash again? Teach it a lesson. Dogs are said to hate the Airzooka, that blast of air completely freaks them out. Just wait for poochie-poochie to show up near your yard, and let him have it. Soon, he’ll be avoiding your place like the plague. Remember Pavlov’s dogs? Same idea. Fire away.

3. Blow Dry - Everybody knows at least one guy who is too fussy about his hair for his own good. Take aim at that hairspray and let ‘er rip. He’ll be scurrying back to the bathroom mirror faster than you can say “day spa”. Also great for jerky bosses with fake hair.

4. Office Roulette - You can always find away to amuse yourself at work with a fast-moving ball of air. When you are so bored on Friday afternoon that you can’t think straight, just pick a random cubicle and bombard it with the Airzooka. Don’t try this too many Fridays in a row, or you may find yourself on the recieving end of an “air raid” yourself.

5. Stairway Sniper - Climb to the top of the tallest staircase you can find, and wait til you hear those footsteps coming up. Once they get in range (remember, thirty feet is the limit), fire away. If you’re lucky, you nailed a lawyer with an armload of divorce cases, now flying on their merry way to who knows where. If so, consider yourself a servant of the public good.

And also, check out this hilarious YouTube video, “Anti-Aircraft Airzooka”. Imagine using the Airzooka as anti-helicopter weaponry in our amazing RC Battle Helicopter drinking game. Ahhh, one successful anti-air hit, the pilot slams a beer!

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