While a bucket of ice might work, there’s no reason not to add a little style to your chilled wine experience.   The Swedish Granite Wine Cooler will stay in your refrigerator, freezer or cooler just waiting to chill your wine to the perfect temp.  This hollowed out rock of solid granite maintains a cool temperature that is cold to the touch but friendly to a bottle of wine.  Beyond its functional quality, this wine chiller just looks good.  Besides, you can tell your guests you hollowed this one out yourself, only using your genitals.

Buy: $98