There’s nothing feminine about flowers when they’re being shot out of a cluster of pistols. For those that want to bring a cool sense of irony to their coffee or dining table, we suggest the Suck UK Gun Vase, a ceramic vase in the shape of three barrel-to-barrel pistols. The artificial roses are included, and they do have a nice look to themselves if we must admit. Question our admission, you’ll find yourself looking down the barrel of a ceramic pistol. Now ask yourself, punk– do you feel lucky?

Buy: $50