Sure, you can use Godinger’s Fire Hydrant liquor dispenser for any alcohol you want, but doesn’t “Come get a drink from the Scotch Hydrant” have a nice ring to it? The crystal container and silver-plated design make this a classic, and you’ll have plenty of early warning when your Scotch supply is getting dangerously low. Now that we think of it, “Come over and have a drink from the Martini hydrant” also sounds kind of fun, too.

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