It’s easy to find guitar amps with tubes, but only one amp has this much ‘tude, as in attitude. “The Fucking Fucker” amplifier from Metasonix takes ‘tude and tubes right over the cliff to eleven. Packed with 100% vacuum tubes, from input to output, and featuring two pre-amp channels dubbed “Happy” and “Angry”. The “Happy” channel has the honor of “sucking your face”, while the “Angry” channel is engineered to “gnaw your foreskin off.” Featuring original artwork by Dave Lovelace, of “Retarded Animal Babies” fame, and curious knob setting like “Ream Your Ass” and “Enable Pain.” Available late 2008.

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