Many times, we’ve heard the common saying that “a boat is a hole in the water that you throw money into”. Well when you’ve got a lot of money to spare (see eight figures), you might as well spare that money in style. The 2011 Christensen Custom Yacht is a 157 foot yacht with more features than a Playboy mag. The interior of this nautical mansion is unreal. While they don’t list the number of rooms on the Christensen website, we lost count of the windows on the starboard side. The unfortunate thing is that while writing this post, we spent 15 minutes trying to think of a good joke about Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn in Overboard. Yeah, we came up with nothing… (mumbles something about cedar closets)

Buy: $36,000,000