World’s First Humpable Egg?

Kids, avert your eyes. There’s a new product in town from Tenga, the maker of “White Boy” and “New Adult Concept,” and it’s an egg that you can stick your naughty bits in. Have a look at the video if you want to throw up in your mouth a little, or just trust me when I saw it’s a foul sight to behold. The whole product is covered in a Cadbury Egg-type wrapper, then a hard shell that’s simply pulled apart. Enclosed is a stretchier (material unknown) egg-shaped product with a package of lubricant that strangely resembles raw egg whites (ditto about the material here, too). The inside of this, erm, self-help device is ridged for added pleasure. It’s yours for 3,000 yen (roughly $33). [Tenga via BB Gadgets]