Gerber Kick Axe Chops and Folds

Is it a gun? Is it a stapler? No, it’ s a portable, collapsible axe. Go ahead, get your lumberjack jokes in now; you don’t want to be the one stuck in the woods without a means to hack up firewood, or better yet, wild game. Gerber’s Kick Axe (yes, it’s actually called that) weighs 1.15 lbs. and is covered with black oxide. The teflon-coated blade head can cut limbs up to 2.5 inches in diameter, and there’s even a holster included. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go work all night and sleep all day. [GerberGear via SlipperyBrick]