Visiball V700 Golf Vision System

Golf is about strolling to the green and watching the other guys piss and moan about sand traps, water hazards, and bad lies. Sure, you whack one into the twilight zone once in a while, but why give the others the satisfaction of joining the lost- ball club? These special golf shades block out colors on the fairway that obstruct your view of the ball, and they can also be used to read the green. Is that a nasty slope, or just a trick of the light? Don’t be fooled by the morning sun, use the shades. If your golf game sucks more than a Nickelback album, you can always hide your shame-filled eyes behind the blue lenses. They won’t see you crying, honest.

Buy for $59.95.