What could possibly be more manly than making your own premium micro brew? Any dork can crack open a bottle of Miller Lite, but you need some suds with your own damn name on ‘em. The Ultimate Edition Home Brewery Kit lets you do just that. Try out the Weizenbier Brew Pack, a great Southern German brew second only to the kit’s OctoberfestVienna Lager Brew. There’s enough in the Ultimate Edition kit to brew seven batches of beer, and once the guys have gotten hooked on your home brew, you can make them spring for the refill packs. They’ll pony up, just wait and see. The Ultimate Edition Home Brew Kit comes with eight reusable one-liter bottles, so all that’s left to do once you’ve gotten your kit is fire up the computer and start designing your own kick-ass microbrew label. We like “Ol’ Dirty Bastard Brewhaus” as a good starter name til you think up your own. You can thank us later.

Buy the Ultimate Edition home brew kit from MrBeer for $149.95.