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The Ultimate Gag Gift

Crayon Cologne

This is just wrong. Yes, it is real cologne that stinks like real Crayons. We’d never suggest you get this and wear it, but as a goofy office gift, it can’t be beat. Want to send a subtle-yet-snotty message to the office fashionista? Or maybe you just need a gag gift in a hurry. Either way, this is a total attention-getter, because everyone is simultaneously repelled by the idea, yet they want to smell it to see if it really DOES smell like Crayons. “Is that Burnt Orange, dahhling? Or perhaps…Periwinkle?”

Buy for $18.99