“Gamer’s Butt” Gone Forever: The Ultimate Game Chair

The game chair that won’t chap your ass. Quite the opposite, actually. Soft padding, black leather, this is the armchair warrior’s dream come true. The armrest-mounted game grips offer an old-school arcade feel and hardcore gamers agree, the headrest-mounted speakers and built-in vibration control really put you deep into the game. There are 12 motors installed in the chair, so you’ll definitely feel those explosions. The Ultimate Game Chair also lives up to its name with multi-patform support: PlayStation 2, GameCube, and Xbox. PC gamers weren’t left out either, all you need is a USB connection. The only problem you’ll have is tearing yourself out of this thing long enough to do all that unimportant crap like earning a living and showering.

Buy for $499.99.